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August 24, 2021

Reporting on the deep state. What they don't want you to know:

This Covid garbage is nothing but an attempt to sell more veterinary supplies. Why are they trying to keep horse medicine away from humans? Because they know it works.

 
 

No one wants you to know it, but fat is 90% water. All you have to do to get rid of fat is stop drinking water. No water; no fat.

 
 

If you live in Arizona, you need to sell and get out now. The Grand Canyon could blow up at any time. It blows up every 1.4 billion years. That's why the lower rocks are 1.9 billion years old and the upper rocks are 500 million years old.

 
 

Citizen seismologists are needed to monitor the San Andreas fault. There is a ten second warning at the fault line before the earthquake occurs. When they see a needle flick, they will have ten seconds to push a warning button before the earthquake occurs.

 
 

Volunteers are needed to test nuclear hand grenades. The final step in testing requires living persons to throw the grenades.

 
 

To lower your age, you need to eat younger plants. New studies show that persons who eat younger plants are younger and persons who eat older plants are older.

 
 

Help stop dictatorial socialism. If you know someone being forced to apply for food stamps or social security, have them call us immediately at Stop The Libs.com.


 

Real Note Of Caution: Always drink plenty of water before doing stressful things, because it reduces heart attacks. It improves circulation and carries away accumulated salts.

 
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